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Single women love a man with a good sense of humor. If you can laugh at them, they will really be attracted to you. And if you know a few good jokes, it can really wear you improve your chances of meeting, dating, seduce, and single women for love, sex and romance.

So, you say you do not know any good jokes? Well, I have some really good jokes fat you get to tell single women that are attracted to. You are guaranteed to bring laughter and make her feel that you really areFun guy to be with and date. Try this for a few good jokes laughs

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was the backup.
Yo mama so fat, she puts her lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she has her pants on the driveway iron.
Yo mama so fat the National Weather Bureau has issued the hurricane namesher farts.
Yo mama so fat she does car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial photographs.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride them.
Yo mama so fat she has her own area code.
Yo mama so fat that when she shot a quarter is a booger out of George Washington's nose SA
Yo mama so fat neck looks like a pair of hot dogs.

Would you disagree hilarious? The women are, I think so too.However, if she is fat, I would use these jokes with caution. It can start you back, and they can kick your ass, or even sit on your face and smother you to death!

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